May 2013
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
denaerys:
thechevroletimpala:
but what’s the stark motto when it is winter
#put a fuckin coat on lil bitch
joellamarano:
okayophelia:
tacticalnymphomania:
nellachronism:
loveforalia:
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
A...
Elizabeth Smart: Abstinence Education Teaches Rape... →
fuckyeahsexeducation:
TW: Sexual abuse
Elizabeth Smart became a household name after she was kidnapped from her home in Salt Lake City, UT at the age of 14 and held in captivity for nine months. She was forced into a polygamous marriage, tethered to a metal cable, and raped daily until she was rescued from her captors nine months later. Smart was recovered while she and her kidnappers were...
shit-wentz:
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
pushups-in-drag:
look mom one time my sophomore year we were told to write an essay on what we believed in and I thought it was stupid so I wrote it about doritos and my teacher gave me a 100 percent because of creativity so don’t tell me the doritos aren’t worth the $3.99
April 2013
breathethedownbow:
Jon Snow walks up to Gendry and says, “You must be Robert Baratheon’s bastard”
and runs off into the wilderness shrieking his victory
My academic career
sodamnrelatable:
2005:
Present:
otterparade:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
wishful-geek:
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.
yerawizard27:
jawnn-locked:
timelordangel:
avengers-in-purgatory:
ms-doodle-pants:
bamfinajumper:
lovedemllamas:
ilikebandsandyourface:
sesshachan:
221b-aker-lock:
mycroft-queenofcake:
swagandthemangoes:
Roses are red His scarf was blue If he doesn’t turn up soon I might have to jump, too -JW
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
vampiratebats:
punsicle:
sam’s not gonna make it to that law school interview is he
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
Just a daily reminder that Westboro Baptist Church...
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
deanisanactualprincess:
you know you’re doing something right when the Westboro baptist church hates you.
Jon Snow : Hi, I'm -
Draco Malfoy : No need to tell me your name. Black hair, and a set of armour from the Night's Watch ? You must be Ned Stark's bastard.
Char-Broiled Soul: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU REMEMBER... →
knittedlampshade:
jhameia:
lavienoire:
commanderbishoujo:
queenofshenanigans:
ranwing:
viewtifulash:
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
JFC NOSTALGIA.
OLD SSSKKOOLLLL
Shit… this really does date me.
All these kids on tumblr right now wondering what lemons and limes have to do with anything.
IF YOU ONLY KNEW…
Oh my god. My childhood. Dear god.
yessssssssssssss
“RATED FOR CITRUS...
balinanddwalin:
you can tell a lot about a person by who they think should rule westeros
March 2013
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#i’m not saying its aliens #but
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
whitfords:
abbeybartleting:
idk how to watch a television show and not get emotionally invested.
#how do you platonically watch a television show #how do you not have breakdowns over characters and ships and story arcs #how do you not want to weep when something beautiful or tragic happens #how do you not fall absolutely in love with a cast #how do you watch the pilot episode without crying...
pale-quadrant:
[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]
